The Valley

Episode notes

• E1 · You Can't Sip With UsApr 2, 2026

  Michelle stop making me side with Jesse challenge.

• E2 · Snip SnipApr 9, 2026
• E3 · The Santa Clarita TrailApr 16, 2026

  A rare episode that feels too chaotic. I’m so unclear on what’s causing any drama.

• E4 · Mariposa MommaApr 24, 2026
• E5 · The Hive MentalityApr 30, 2026
• E6 · All Aboard!May 7, 2026
• E7 · Triggers and TiarasMay 14, 2026

  Michelle stays making me question if I can call myself a feminist…like I really don’t know how to feel.

• E8 · Miss BehaviorMay 27, 2026

  That episode had everything, but the drama of the basketball scene will live in my mind for a while.

• E9 · 'Til Debt Do Us PartMay 28, 2026

  Nia, PLEASE.

• E10 · Red Flags and White ClawsJun 5, 2026
• E11 · Friendships Shaken, Not StirredJun 11, 2026
• E12 · SchwartzapaloozaJun 18, 2026

  Straight people scare me.

• E13 · Liked and LoadedJun 25, 2026

  Danny and Nia are just such losers!

• E14 · Hips Don't LieJul 2, 2026

  Not the head lac at the club!

• E15 · It's My Birthday & I'll Cry If I Want ToJul 9, 2026

  I continue to be stunned by how Danny and Nia stir up all the drama they claim to hate—they are the only ones perpetuating this fuckery. And at this point they’re the only ones to blame for the rise of Janet.

• E16 · Balls VoyageJul 16, 2026

  Free me from Danny discourse.

• E17 · Guilt TrippingJul 24, 2026
• E18 · The Valley of the DamnedJul 30, 2026

  Get me to the reunion and then out of this season. Throwing a drink is the least anyone is entitled to.