Vanderpump Villa

Watched May 6, 2025

I’ll have another one, thank you! I missed LVP orchestrating chaos in my screen and I’m happy to have finally tuned into this. The cast is hot and messy, and yet I don’t care about them individually much. The show itself blends several subgenres in a way that manages to work. And, surprising no one, I love Chef! No notes.

Watched May 13, 2025

I wish Stassi’s contribution had been more meaningful, by which I mean more chaotic. I appreciate her growth, but we needed more drama. I’m always curious about the undercurrent of homophobia that runs underneath LVP’s many narratives. Are we never going to address that?

Watched Oct 1, 2026

I don’t know that I would like this show if I hadn’t worked in hospitality. Otherwise, it feels sort of like artificial youth drama. Let’s stop trying to make #DadTok a thing.